A hapless reporter was looking for something to write about when he came across a road accident. A large crowd of people had gathered round the incident and there was no way he could get to see what had happened. Then he had an idea.
"Let me through, let me through!" he called, pushing people out of the way. "I'm the victim's son." Eventually he got to the front to find a dead donkey lying on the ground in front of the truck.