Baby Camel

"Mummy, mummy," said the baby camel. "Why have we got big flat feet?"

"So that we can walk across the sand easier when we’re trekking through the desert," she replied.

"And why have we got such thick hides?" he continued.

"That’s to protect us from the desert’s fierce sun," she replied.

"But why have we got long eyelashes?"

"That’s to protect our eyes against sand storms."

"So mum, what the fuck are we doing in Bristol Zoo?"
he said.