From the dock the woman watched as the salty old tugboat captain skillfully docked his boat. She was impressed that such an old man would still be doing such a tough job. She decided to wait until the captain disembarked.
As he did, she asked him," Captain, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life?"
"Well," he said. "I would have to say it's because I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky every week, eat a lot of fatty foods and I never exercise.”
“Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "Exactly how old are you?"