Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Foreman

The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back from making a delivery, when the phone rang.

“Sorry boss,” said the man. “I had a bit of an accident on the way back, I hit a pig.”

“Well, just put it on the side of the road and we’ll pick it up later.”

“But boss, it’s not dead. It just keeps squealing.”

“Okay, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later.”

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